But what else is new?

From Starpulse Blog:

David Hasselhoff wants to be buried in a glass case under his Hollywood star when he dies. The former Baywatch star has confessed it’s just one of the bizarre ideas he has come up so he will be remembered after he passes away. Hasselhoff joked to People magazine: “I was actually thinking of being buried under my Hollywood star, looking up so people could look down and watch me decompose.”

Why are David Hasselhoff quotes sounding progressively more like something the crazy lady who walks up and down my street between dumpster diving and swatting at pigeons with her dirty flip-flops would yell at me, as I try to cross the street and get as quickly as possible into my car?