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This is a delightful story. Victoria Beckham told The Sun that not only did she feel she had to channel Bree from “Desperate Housewives” to get her kids into a private school, but that she plans to let neighbor and fellow Brit Robbie Williams pick the kids up from school if she’s busy. That’s hot because a Justice League of transplanted British celebs in L.A. is hot, and it also implies that Robbie has absolutely nothing going on in his life and can babysit.

“I’ve had to turn myself into Bree. It’s so bloody hard getting into a private school in Beverly Hills. As a parent you feel like you are on trial.

“I’ve been having to promise to do loads for the school and David has offered to give the pupils some football lessons.

Victoria is delighted with the location of the couple’s new home as it is close to pals Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and also near to Robbie Williams.

She said: “If I’m running late I can ring Robbie and ask him to pick up the kids from school for me. And he wants David to play with his football team too.”

First off, what would she be running late for? There’s no actual job there besides shopping and evading Cruise’s attempts to get her cultside. Poor Robbie. Rehab, getting dumped by a real estate agent he was dating and now he’s Fran Drescher. But seriously, I’ve seen pics of this guy chain-smoking outside the club. There’s no way in hell I would let my kids in a car with that mess. Sexy Boston Terrier or not. He’d probably sell them for a dimebag, and a pack of fags.