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Ok, maybe not Heidi but Posh is definitely had her alien fashionista ass in a tanning booth at one point or another. No one could withstand that much bronzer. She would suffocate. I’ve seen Goldfinger, I know what happens. Victoria Beckham and Heidi Klum are appearing on t-shirts for Marc Jacobs in an initiative to raise awareness about skin cancer. Posh signed some shirts, and they will be on sale in his California shop. Marc Jacobs irritates me, mainly because he used to be fat and druggy and now he’s discovered health and rent boys so he doesn’t make any shirts that fit my hairy Irish manboobs. Screw you, Marc Jacobs! Well, the stinky rat polo does but I don’t want to explain to people that I’m wearing a stinky rat polo. It just sounds gross. About skin cancer awareness, Posh says “since we moved to California I have realised how important it is to practise safe sun for myself and to keep my three boys’ skin well protected as well.” By the way, she released this statement from under a UV lamp, slathered in olive oil and crisco.
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Too funny!!! Yeah, Posh wouldn’t be my first choice to represent skin cancer awareness. Heidi I can understand, but Posh? He should have just used Lindsay or Paris, they’d be equally ridiculous!
Memo to Marc Jacobs:
My skin is my own fucking business. Fuck off.
Only an Ass would put that stick, sorry victoria, (please she isn’t posh) on his or her chest.
No woman would wear it and any man seen in it — we know what his sex life is like he! he!
PS. I returned my MJ jumper today ( got my money back )as he is now a waste of space in the style world.
Wow, I have had 2 bouts of skin cancer and wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that! Who thinks Posh can influence us? Oh yeah…the same people who think she is a star!