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The Post reports that Post styled Kat for a magazine shoot. Apparently, you aren’t allowed to look either of them in the eye as they must feel that they are the only ones there. What the f*ck?
Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper’s Bazaar cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.
Howabout we stop looking at you two hoes altogether? Huh? Where would ya be then? I can barely look at Spice World as it is!
As for the styling, Katie’s regretting that she followed Posh’s suggestion that she have her entire rib cage removed. “It will really just get in the way of the Vivenne Westwood corset I want you to wear, luv! There we are! Now let’s have half a Tic-Tac and a sip of distilled water and vomit.”
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Posh is no-one except a ligger, shall we stop giving her any attention while she trails along on the coat tails of her A-list NBF’s?
So why do you keep posting about the really scary Spice? She doesn’t do anything (act, write, sing…) to merit the constant coverage.
Poor, poor Katie…I feel like she had absolutely no idea what she was getting into with this whole Tom Cruise thing…