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According to Corey Haim, who dated Victoria Beckham briefly before her marriage to soccer star David Beckham, Vicky’s secret is that she can’t kiss worth shit. The drug-addled former 80s heartthrob claims that when they dated, he believed they were “soulmates.” But it was a falling out over Victoria’s love for the band Take That, which ultimately did them in. Wow. So it was that crucial?

However, one thing Corey doesn’t miss is Vicky’s style of kissing. Haim said in a magazine interview, “When she kisses she does this little grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!”

To be fair to Posh (and I rarely am), Corey has done a lot of drugs in his day. He may very well have been making out with a badger and thinking it was Victoria. 

According to Corey Haim, who dated Victoria Beckham briefly before her
marriage to soccer star David Beckham, Vicky’s secret is that she can’t
kiss worth shit. The drug-addled former 80s heartthrob claims that when
they dated, he believed they were “soulmates.” But it was a falling out
over Victoria’s love for the band Take That, which ultimately did them
in. Wow. So it was that crucial?

However, one thing Corey doesn’t miss is Vicky’s style of kissing. Haim
said in a magazine interview, “When she kisses she does this little
grrhh thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!”

To be fair to Posh (and I rarely am), Corey has done a lot of drugs in
his day. He may very well have been making out with a badger and
thinking it was Victoria.