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Someone got in Britney’s ear and clued her on on the fact that a tasteful pictorial in Playboy is a much better arena to unveil her hey nanny nanny than under her F.U.P.A. while parked in front of Hyde in the unflattering lighting of pararazzi flashbulbs. And until she can arrange that photoshoot, she bought some drawers.
Bumpshack:
Spears was spotted buying panties yesterday at a lingerie boutique (fancy word for expensive).
Despite persistent sightings of Brit’s bare bits, she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, the place where Katie Holmes picked up her honeymoon unmentionables.
Spears charged up a camisole and thong for $1315, a bustier and thong for $510, a black corset and matching red thong for $300, and a yellow bra and thong for $333, among other things. So many thongs, so little time!
Britney, who’s a 36C, came in with a female friend, tried on everything she bought and was overheard saying “I could live here.”
If she doesn’t smarten up, finish her comeback album, dump her skeevy new friends, and get her ass on tour – she’s going to be living in the alley out behind the store! And a porn star’s gonna be helping K-Scrub to raise her kids! Buying drawers means the comeback’s back on!
George | November 30, 2006 at 10:01 pm
That looks like a CVS store to me