The Sun reports that Mel B. aka Scary Spice wasn’t clued in on the fact that Eddie was over her. Also, she insists that the kid is his. Oh oh.

Mel B only found out Eddie Murphy had dumped her after being told by friends.
The former Spice Girl, who was on a US flight when Eddie told the world their relationship was over, heard the news from worried pals after she had landed.

Mel, better known as Scary Spice, admits she is “shell-shocked” by the news.

She told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “I’m shell-shocked by the whole thing. As far as I was concerned we hadn’t really broken up – we’d just had a bit of a row.”

Mel – who is five months pregnant – also insists the ‘Shrek’ star is definitely the father of her unborn baby, despite him saying he is going to request a paternity test when the child is born.

She added: “There’s no question that Eddie is the father of my baby. I haven’t been with anyone else since Eddie.”

Dude, I know it sucks that you’re pregnant and your boyfriend dumped you on national Dutch television. That part just sucks because it was Dutch tv, he didn’t even bother with the BBC or E! or something. But you should take heart in the fact that now you don’t have to explain to your kid why Daddy has an issue of “Chicks With Dicks” at the bottom of his dresser drawer. Think about it.