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Channing Tatum wrote his wife Jenna Dewan a fairytale about thier relationship.  I’m not sure whether to be jealous or check what grade he’s in. 

Once upon a time there was a stripper named Channing. 

Across the pond was a backup dancer named Jenna.

Someone decided there should be another dance off movie and cast Jenna and Channing in it and they fell in love.

Since they were both hot and at the same level of fame they got engaged.

He told her they were going to dinner, but he actually took her to Hawaii.  She was very very appreciative.

They got married and he carried her purse all over the land.

One day little Channing was hurt badly by an evil PA and he went out of commission for days and day.   Then Jenna kissed it an it woke up and they lived happily until maybe Channing got so many movies  Jenna slowly disappeared.

Here’s the next New York Times bestseller leaving the Chelsea Lately show yesterday. Don’t even try ladies he only has eyes his Princes.