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In a strange turn of events, staunch Jehovah’s Witness pop star Prince revealed his stance on gay marriage to the New Yorker in an in-depth interview.

When it came to discussing the issues of abortion and same-sex unions, Prince had this to say: “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

Yes, that’s completely logical. Because this bite-sized religious zealot is famous for his ability to exercise penis control.

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In a strange turn of events, staunch Jehovah’s Witness pop star Prince revealed his stance on gay marriage to the New Yorker in an in-depth interview.

When it came to discussing the issues of abortion and same-sex unions,
Prince had this to say: “God came to earth and saw people sticking it
wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He
was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

Yes, that’s completely logical. Because this bite-sized religious zealot is famous for his ability to exercise penis control.