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Prince William had the pleasure of sharing some face-time (aiieeeehhh!!!) with Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera at London’s very exclusive Whiskey Mist nightclub on Wednesday night. It seems as though William, who is linked with some lucky broad named Kate Middleton, took a special liking to Paris which means Willy might be into T-Girls or have a petri dish he needs a bacteria culture for.

The Mirror
reports that Prince William and his hot redhead brother Prince Harry
were in the VIP room at the club, drankin’ and singin’ when William
decided to go over to say hi to Xtina, her husband Jordan Bratman and Christina’s clownmouth.
Dude had to convince her security that he was the Prince of England
first. Supposedly they exchanged numbers. Uh, what did her
otter-looking husband have to say about this?

Then Paris
Hilton flashed and snail-trailed her way into the club to Xtina’s
table. Xtina merely gave her trashy ass a “hello” but Paris zeroed in
Prince William like scabies on a hooker. Hot Harry bailed on this janky
bullshit. Prince William and Paris reportedly adjourned back to Willy’s
table where Paris was seen putting on some lipgloss and asking him if
it looked ok. So she was basically offering to give the Prince of
England a blowjob. I give her an 8 out of 10 for slut gusto.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Prince William, Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera.

Prince William had the pleasure of sharing some face-time (aiieeeehhh!!!) with Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera at London’s very exclusive Whiskey Mist nightclub on Wednesday night. It seems as though William, who is linked with some lucky broad named Kate Middleton, took a special liking to Paris which means Willy might be into T-Girls or have a petri dish he needs a bacteria culture for.The Mirror
reports that Prince William and his hot redhead brother Prince Harry
were in the VIP room at the club, drankin’ and singin’ when William
decided to go over to say hi to Xtina, her husband Jordan Bratman and Christina’s clownmouth.
Dude had to convince her security that he was the Prince of England
first. Supposedly they exchanged numbers. Uh, what did her
otter-looking husband have to say about this? Then Paris
Hilton flashed and snail-trailed her way into the club to Xtina’s
table. Xtina merely gave her trashy ass a “hello” but Paris zeroed in
Prince William like scabies on a hooker. Hot Harry bailed on this janky
bullshit. Prince William and Paris reportedly adjourned back to Willy’s
table where Paris was seen putting on some lipgloss and asking him if
it looked ok. So she was basically offering to give the Prince of
England a blowjob. I give her an 8 out of 10 for slut gusto.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Prince William, Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera.