(AP)

Britain’s “The Daily Mail” has published some new pics of the car accident that claimed Diana’s life. Here’s the one of her watching out the rear window as French photographers pursued her ass. Check out the driver. Reports say he might have had a few. And how the hell did the paps get this close? Were they vaulting like Evil Kenivel over the hood? Jesus. No wonder why the f*cking car crashed. Because this is Princess Diana‘s tragic death we’re talking about, I’m gonna refrain from saying that Trevor Rees-Jones was/is kind of a piece. Ok, I said it, but someone else was thinking it, too. He was the only survivor, by the way.

Sources close to Mohamed Al Fayed, who claims his son and Diana were murdered in an Establishment plot, said the existence of the last picture of the couple surrounded in the front and the rear by photographers proved they were pursued to their death by the paparazzi.

They denied official claims that the picture had been taken seconds after the princess and her lover had left the Ritz Hotel and insisted it was snapped well into their journey.

The pictures were posted on an official website by coroner Lord Justice Scott Baker, to coincide with the official inquest into her death which begins today. Jesus, about time. Oh, and it began with statements that it will probably be impossible to know if Diana was pregnant or not at the time of her death. Keep reading for the details.

Diana, Princess of Wales, was taking a contraceptive pill before she died, the jury at her inquest heard today.

But the coroner said it may be scientifically impossible to know if she was pregnant at the time of her death.

Lord Justice Scott Baker told the jury at her inquest in London that scientific evidence might not be able to demonstrate “one way or the other” whether the Princess was in the early stages of pregnancy.

But he told the panel of 11 people hearing evidence on the deaths of the Princess and her lover Dodi Fayed that they would hear “intimate” details of her personal life.

Jesus Christ, this is depressing. Like many of you, I was a big fan of Di. She was classy, a little touched in the head, but she put it out there and didn’t give one. And she gave birth to one of the two hottest British guys in the world – Prince Harry. Good lord, do I want to see him give up the birds and get with Robbie Williams. See there how I took a very sobering subject and made it vapid and gay? Sorry, we needed to lighten the mood.