(AP)
Britain’s “The Daily Mail” has published some new pics of the car accident that claimed Diana’s life. Here’s the one of her watching out the rear window as French photographers pursued her ass. Check out the driver. Reports say he might have had a few. And how the hell did the paps get this close? Were they vaulting like Evil Kenivel over the hood? Jesus. No wonder why the f*cking car crashed. Because this is Princess Diana‘s tragic death we’re talking about, I’m gonna refrain from saying that Trevor Rees-Jones was/is kind of a piece. Ok, I said it, but someone else was thinking it, too. He was the only survivor, by the way.
Sources close to Mohamed Al Fayed, who claims his son and Diana were murdered in an Establishment plot, said the existence of the last picture of the couple surrounded in the front and the rear by photographers proved they were pursued to their death by the paparazzi.
They denied official claims that the picture had been taken seconds after the princess and her lover had left the Ritz Hotel and insisted it was snapped well into their journey.
The pictures were posted on an official website by coroner Lord Justice Scott Baker, to coincide with the official inquest into her death which begins today. Jesus, about time. Oh, and it began with statements that it will probably be impossible to know if Diana was pregnant or not at the time of her death. Keep reading for the details.
Diana, Princess of Wales, was taking a contraceptive pill before she died, the jury at her inquest heard today.
But the coroner said it may be scientifically impossible to know if she was pregnant at the time of her death.
Lord Justice Scott Baker told the jury at her inquest in London that scientific evidence might not be able to demonstrate “one way or the other” whether the Princess was in the early stages of pregnancy.
But he told the panel of 11 people hearing evidence on the deaths of the Princess and her lover Dodi Fayed that they would hear “intimate” details of her personal life.
Jesus Christ, this is depressing. Like many of you, I was a big fan of Di. She was classy, a little touched in the head, but she put it out there and didn’t give one. And she gave birth to one of the two hottest British guys in the world – Prince Harry. Good lord, do I want to see him give up the birds and get with Robbie Williams. See there how I took a very sobering subject and made it vapid and gay? Sorry, we needed to lighten the mood.



























peachpie | October 3, 2007 at 1:08 pm
for the love of all that is decent, let it go. leave that family alone and stop dredging up the nastiness of the past. whatever the inquest will find, or not find, will not bring that woman back to life.
TS | October 3, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Boy, it’s amazing how alert Henri Paul looks for a man who had been popping pills and more than twice the legal limit??!! I don’t believe ALL that Mr. Fayed believes, but it sure is suspicious on the driver supposedly being impaired and yet his blood showed so much carbon dioxide in it that he should have been dead before they even got to the car!! I’m just saying.
Cindy | October 3, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Who. fucking. cares.
ickivicki | October 3, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Ummmm…isn’t the steering wheel on the other side of the car over there in England? Or is the picture flipped? Or am I just an idiot?
Leah | October 3, 2007 at 2:52 pm
This was in France…left-side driving same as in North America.
Amanda | October 3, 2007 at 2:52 pm
ummmm, you’re an idiot. Diana died in France… where they drive on the same side of the street as us…
simon | October 3, 2007 at 3:17 pm
ickivicki, you’re an idiot. Who doesn’t know she died in Paris?
Why are none of the passengers in this car wearing seatbelts?
LoRider | October 3, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Jesus F-ing Christ! Who cares??? There are so many points to make here that I simply won’t have time to hit them all.
If Diana didn’t insist on dating the richest ugly phuck in the world she’d still be alive today. Ironically, maintaining her standard of living killed her. Nobody murdered the crazy bitch – Dodi’s dad needs to let it go.
Lastly, no way was Prince Charles Harry’s father. It won’t come into play unless William gets killed and Harry had to take the throne. Harry looks a lot more like the redhead Diana was screwing around with than jolly old Prince Charles.
Give it a phucking rest!
Ride Lo
zara | October 4, 2007 at 5:37 am
the f*cking car crashed because the driver was on pills and booze and speeding like hell. full. stop
ickivicki | October 4, 2007 at 10:04 am
Hey, no need to hate; I forgot it was in France! I remembered after I had posted this! Jesus people, calm down! My bad!
Jennifer | October 4, 2007 at 11:54 am
This one of the creepiest pictures I have ever seen. The driver looks mad. And think how it was only instants before their death. I wonder how in the world the paparazzi got that shot?