Puffy Fake Boxer Charged With Trying To Bring ‘Roids To Oz

March 13th, 2007 // 2 Comments

Rocky got busted for bringing ‘roids into Australia . Isn’t there an age limit on steroid use? When I think of steroids, I think of major league baseball players trying to be worthy of their overinflated salaries, and acne-faced high school linebackers in the weight room gearing up to smack their girlfriends around. Ageing actors? Was it for this last Rocky flick? So steroids AND intensive plastic surgery? Cause, that face ain’t real. Let’s be frank. That’s dedication. Or desperation.

Just moments ago, Sylvester Stallone was officially charged with illegally importing performance and image enhancing drugs in a Sydney courtroom, according to the Sydney Morning Herald.

(WENN)

More on how Stallone was caught allegedly smuggling steroids into Australia after the jump.

According to Australian authorities, the 60-year-old action star, who did not appear in court, was caught at Sydney Airport with several vials of a steroid known as hGH (human growth hormone), during a random baggage check. Customs officials claim they found a total of 48 vials of the steroid after they raided Stallone’s Sydney hotel room, limousine and private jet.

If found guilty, he faces a maximum fine of 22K American. That isn’t so bad. Though a movie based on a desperate decaying American actor thrown into Australian prison and forced to struggle for redemption could have made millions.

By J. Harvey

  1. ngg

    What is an “image enhancing drug”?

  2. HGH is a great suppliment that both boosts your bodies performance & slows the aging process.

    Yes, that is correct. It helps you live longer, as well as live stronger.

    Everyone who can afford to should take it.

    Later,
    Tom

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