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Those quotes should come with little cat claws on them, shouldn’t they? Queen Latifah is saying that the rumors that she’s going to marry her personal trainer (pictured above) are false. About the rumors, Latifah says “”People will make up all sorts of things that are not true,” she said, adding, “There ain’t gonna be no wedding.” Here’s why I feel bad for Queen in this situation. Why did you take up with the trainer? You painted yourself into a closet case corner! Passing her off as your trainer means you always have to be photographed in unflattering workout clothes when you’re with her! That’s no fun! Right? Plus, since you’ve been with her you haven’t lost an inch! To keep this ruse up, you’re gonna have to get that ass on a treadmill eventually. In this case, coming out of the closet could mean never having to go to the gym if you don’t want to. Look into it!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online