How much do you want to bet that if Britney showed that picture to her kids they’d ask her who the pretty stranger is?

Yeah, Bruce Willis is a pimp, alright. He’s redefined the word in that his type of “pimping” involves paying his hoes to fuck them instead of the other way around. I’d fuck that jiggly fug too…if I were cash-poor and close to being evicted.

Maria Menounos just interviewed me on the Today show Wednesday … she’s rather attractive, yes.