• Jake Gyllenhaal makes me swoon as he plays firefighter in his boxers. It’s like my dream come true. [Mollygood]
• Ed Norton (creepy guy from “Fight Club”) breaks his back and didn’t know it. Hmmm. [Just Jared]
• Please tell me Victoria is just constantly cold. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Awww, cute child alert. [Popsugar]
• Remember Jennifer Lopez, her big hat, and nipple tweaker? [City Rag]
• Scarlett goes fishing for compliments and it is more annoying than a slap and tickle. [Egotastic]
• Britney turns into “Manimal.” [Hollywood Rag]
• It’s not going to be a fun New Year for Saddam. Meanwhile I will be toasting dirty martini’s and no doubt wearing a lamp shade on my head while I watch the ball drop. It’s good to be an American. [Dlisted]
• I think these are some ideal resolutions for queen of the hood-rats. [IDLYITW]
• It’s been a year of questioning celebrity sexual identity. I’ll admit it. I would be a hag for any of these guys. [PITNB]

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