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Written by Tara Benedict
Why’s the poor kid wearing a wig on the cover?
She doesn’t look like a baby. She looks like one of those composite pictures of what a baby might look like if you crossed Tom and Katie’s faces: like Spy Magazine used to do.
The VF cover is proof of what happens to you when you let Ken Paves touch your scalp. Jessica’s hair extensions don’t even look good on Jessica, much less that poor little alien baby.