• Paris Hilton asked the SNL writers to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson “because I hate her” “she’s fat”. [CityRag]
• Naomi Campbell‘s not up for doing community service. Her lawyer is requesting a more “palatable” punishment for her assault charges. [Hollywood Rag]
• Actress Selma Blair checks out Carrie Fisher. [PopSugar]
• Fergie is whack. [IDLYITW]
• Singer Jake Shears loves disrobing on stage. [PITNB]
• Gwyneth Paltrow mingles with royalty. [Just Jared]
• Halle Berry shows off the cleavage. [Egotastic]
• The return of Rocky Balboa. Yay? [Dlisted]
• Is Papa Joe Simpson searching for a man for Jessica? [MollyGood]
• Despite being a glam girl now, Avril Lavigne can still dress down. [Hollywood Tuna]

Written by Lauren Burch