Rachael Ray Wants To Ruin the Point Of Donuts

March 9th, 2007 // 8 Comments

(WENN)

The food show host, Rachael Ray, is adding her face as “brand representative” to help promote Dunkin’ Donuts new menu, which will feature health-conscious food and drinks that will hopefully contain no trans-fat. According to E! News, Rachael had this to say about her new role as spokeswoman:

“I am excited to work with Dunkin’ Donuts’ team of chefs as they expand their menu to include new items for customers looking for more health-conscious options,” she said.

Nothing against Rachael, but when I walk into Dunkin’ Donuts to jam my face full of cholesterol-laden treats, I don’t take too kindly to people or things that try to slow down the process of the lard entering my mouth with any sort of “healthy” distractions. That’s how my ex-boyfriend lost an arm. And a girlfriend.

By LT

  1. EraserFan

    Oh, good old Rachel Ray. I love that little porker. Sure, she’s an annoying dork, and all of her recipes take more than 30 minutes, but they are usually pretty good. I’m a Giada guy anyway. Talk about some Italian melons… mangia!

  2. margaretta

    RR! That mouth could swallow the freakin’ Grand Canyon.
    She is a horrible loud-mouthed troll of a person and I’m off to Starbucks now!

  3. krank

    Another one of my snacks ruined! First I have to see her ugly mug plastered all over the cracker aisle (I am boycotting them until she’s gone). Now, she’s invading my morning sanctuary. I hope they don’t put any pictures of her in my DD, or I am so outta there. She gets on my last nerve.

    By the way, did you know that there are 100 less calories in 2 jelly-filled donuts (210 each) than there are in 1 medium berry smoothie (550) at Dunkin’?

  4. Steph

    Seems like a good pairing…she always seem have an energy level that says “I just had a double latte” and Dunkin has the best coffee on the planet.. Margaretta can have her bitter five dollar cup of Starbucks coffee, I’m heading to DD! There are too many haters in the world.(see above comments) You all need to stop bashing others and go do something useful with your own miserable lives.

  5. Lala

    What is wrong with Rachael, guys? She is smart and innovating. She knows her stuff in the kitchen, and she is anything but artifical, like Spears and Simpson.

  6. clare

    rachael is a nice lady. she is a millionaire, cant take that away. and i’m glad she’s chunky, makes me feel better as i stuff 2 glazed and a chocolate cream down my throat and then wash it down with a Coolata. Fatties Unite!!

  7. Christine

    By what stretch of the imagination is Rachel Ray fat? Seriously, the average woman is a size 14. She looks quite a bit smaller than that. Not being Paris Hilton doesn’t make you fat!! Part of what makes her attractive is that she has some meat on her bones, unlike alot of stick thin celebs.

  8. Steve

    You people are ridiculous…

    WTF pick on Rachel Ray…

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