Hayden Christensen is ‘Homeless Dad’

February 20th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Looking at these pictures, I’m reminded of the episode in “Arrested Development” (if you read this blog at all regularly, you’ll find that I basically base my life on the teachings of the Bluth family) in which Lindsay Bluth Fünke finds herself attracted to a man hanging outside of a liquor store, whom she thought looked like a movie star, but then found out he was homeless. But, as it turns out, he was actually just a movie star pretending to be a homeless man for a role in a movie. That’s how I feel Hayden Christensen looks most of his life–like a movie star researching the role of a smelly homeless man.

This is also why I never give homeless people change in Los Angeles. I’m pretty sure they’re all just lying.

And then there’s Rachel Bilson, helping maintain the whole charade as the good Samaritan who’s letting him sleep on her couch in the living room.

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

More photos of Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen shopping at the liquor store are after the jump.

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

By LT

  1. amy

    I miss the Bluths. Hayden has decided to let the homeless know he’s just like them.

  2. Starbucks

    Hayden is my new crush (sorry Josh) since he started promoting the jumper film which is a great movie BTW!!!! I love the lead phot. I think i see hint of a great bulge in those jeans.

  3. Starbucks

    Hayden is my new crush (sorry Josh) since he started promoting the jumper film which is a great movie BTW!!!! I love the lead photo. I think i see hint of a great bulge in those jeans.

  4. TXGirlinVA

    I just want my kids back!

  5. oh_please

    Oh please they were so NOT together at this event so just QUIT on pimping up that OC midget and this STILL obviously looking fauxmance!

  6. blairite

    HC, you “rock” doing all these stuff “alone” or simply put w/o that OC gnome standing next beside you./..

  7. pretty but no style

    Hayden really dresses like a hobo most of the time. With the exception of the pic above he cleaned up well since Jumper promotion started, though. Or Rachel was simply fed up with people thinking she was dating a homeless man and forced him to dress up.

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