Randy Jackson Schools Simon Cowell On Scoring Ladies

January 13th, 2009 // Leave a Comment


Randy Jackson
doesn’t think Simon Cowell’s furry, bear chest and B-cup moobs do him any favors when it comes to finding a replacement for Terry Seymour (the woman who dumped him and laughed all the way to the bank to cash her $9 million paycheck).

“I just keep saying to him, ‘I mean, dude, if you keep showing these
shots on the jet ski baring your chest, you’re not going to find the
right girl….” Jackson says on the Ellen DeGeneres Show today.

Forty-nine-year-old Simon also has a wittle problem of going after ladies who are a bit (how do we say this delicately) too young. But not Beyonce (she isn’t good-looking enough for him).

Instead, Randy thinks Simon should shoot for the “his age [49] through 60 and above.”

At the end of the day, Joan Rivers was the hypothetical winner for Simon’s next lady love.

“I think … Joan Rivers, yes. Joan is perfect. She’ll be honest with him.”

View a gallery of Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell here!


Randy Jackson doesn’t think Simon Cowell’s furry, bear chest and B-cup moobs do him any favors when it comes to finding a replacement for Terry Seymour (the woman who dumped him and laughed all the way to the bank to cash her $9 million paycheck).

“I just keep saying to him, ‘I mean, dude, if you keep showing these
shots on the jet ski baring your chest, you’re not going to find the
right girl….” Jackson says on the Ellen DeGeneres Show today.

Forty-nine-year-old Simon also has a wittle problem of going after ladies who are a bit (how do we say this delicately) too young. But not Beyonce (she isn’t good-looking enough for him).

Instead, Randy thinks Simon should shoot for the “his age [49] through 60 and above.”

At the end of the day, Joan Rivers was the hypothetical winner for Simon’s next lady love.

“I think … Joan Rivers, yes. Joan is perfect. She’ll be honest with him.”

View a gallery of Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell here!

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