Reality TV Stars Need to Get Real Jobs

May 11th, 2007 // 5 Comments

What are “The Hills” stars up to, when they’re not mixing it up with ANTM rejects on the red carpet? Well, at least one of them, Spencer Pratt, is working on trying to help Paris Hilton by setting up a “Free Paris” campaign using his MySpace page. I don’t follow the show, but apparently he’s the boyfriend of the girl with the new implants, Heidi Montag. Whatever. He apparently has too much time on his hands, as well a skewed concept of what a “good role model” is, according to what he recently told Usmagazine.com:

“I’ve always thought that the punishment should fit the crime. Paris has changed her image dramatically over the last couple years. Now she is such a good role model and a smart business woman. So it’s a shame that a miscommunication between her and her people is landing her in jail. She should get probation with community service, but no way should she be put in jail with real criminals.”

His goal is to garner 100,000 supporters for his petition, after which time, he plans on personally handing it over to L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. Oh, that and to get into Us Weekly for pulling some kind of publicity stunt. OMG, I’m totally kidding! I’m sure this is all about his righteous indignation at the injustice of Paris’ situation, the tragedy of which is comparable to that suffered by natural disaster victims.

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Comments (5)

  1. Katie | May 11, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    What? Who? Can we just call him “Douche-de-douche-de-douche” from now on?

  2. JaneSays | May 11, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    DAMN, is every young guy in Hollywood a useless TOOL????? He’s so gross. Every time I see him, I want to punch him in his non-existent top lip; the one that probably DOES exist but is ferociously prune-tightened from all the low-quality coke he’s consumed. I’ll take something he says seriously right about the same time Heidi gets that much needed chin reduction and becomes half-way decent looking. Those two are the reigning Queen and King of FUGSVILLE!!

  3. echoroc | May 11, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    yeah this guy is a real dick rider. not in the good way, like a homo, which would help him out in the popularity department.

  4. mike | May 11, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    this is nearly as bad as his teeth

    Seriously, though, I think he and Paris should hook up. If he were to impregnate Paris, it would change even the Pope’s position on abortion.

  5. SmartyPants | May 12, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    Paris is such a good role model and smart business woman?!? HUH?!? Am I missing something? There is absolutely NOTHING about that whore that is smart. Doesn’t he realize she has all these paid people to do everything for her? She even told the judge she doesn’t read her own mail (probably because she can’t read!)

    This dumbass should be locked up with her.

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