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Here’s no-nonsense Reese Witherspoon gracing the pages of Vogue. We’ve finally realized what makes Reese happy – gorgeous gowns and a photoshoot starring her. What girl wouldn’t ooze joy at the thought? It’s having to schlep those damn kids around and deal with Jake Gyllenhaal’s inherent gayness that’s making her look so stressed and like she’s experiencing foot-binding all the time.
Here’s no-nonsense Reese Witherspoon gracing the pages of Vogue.
We’ve finally realized what makes Reese happy – gorgeous gowns and a
photoshoot starring her. What girl wouldn’t ooze joy at the thought?
It’s having to schlep those damn kids around and deal with Jake Gyllenhaal’s inherent gayness that’s making her look so stressed and like she’s experiencing foot-binding all the time.
Marcus | October 14, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Hideous forehead.
Deformed chin.
Ugly mouth.
Uber ugly smile.
Unattractive body.
Blah.
Buckley | October 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm
the guy reading Le Monde is giving us the finger
bitch please | October 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Well, I think it is your inherent stupidity that makes you assume you know another person’s sexuality. Grow up and grow a pair because Jake is more a man and person than you are.
lesann | October 17, 2008 at 7:08 am
Well said bitch please,
I live for the day one of these blogs is sued for this type of libel. Saying he is gay is so old and so tired.
I would also like to address the fact that this woman has more class in her little finger than most of Hollywood’s divorced women. She and her ex have handled their divorce with style and dignity. Their kids look happy and healthy – they are stable, and they look clean and well-dressed every time their picture is taken (take note Angelina). Did it ever occur to anyone that she may not enjoy having fifty flashing cameras in her face? I listened to an interview with her in which she stated that one of her kids got hurt during a picture taking free for all. That is why they look terrified when their pictures are taken.
grossedout | February 5, 2010 at 10:29 pm
her mouth, teeth and chin kind of baffle me. sometimes i think she’s cute. sometimes her teeth look like they are popping out of the picture or screen. same with the chin. she’s a ‘two-face’ … sometimes her face is pretty, sometimes her face is, well, the opposite. and she’s a boring goody-goody, which seems like a fake persona, by the way. show some passion, girl!