• Brooke Hogan is too slutty for the pages of Prom magazine. [SG]
• Our worst nightmares may become a reality (show); VH1 has allegedly rewarded “Flavor of Love” reject New York with her own spin off show. [Crunk & Disorderly]
• Pamela Anderson was photographed leaving Paris Hilton‘s home this weekend. That’s a whole lotta VD for one room. [Celeb Warship]
• Jessica Simpson put on her “I’m totally emoting” face while leaving a Hollywood restaurant this weekend. [ICYDK]
• In what I can only imagine is yet another desperate attempt for publicity, Aaron Carter admitted he cheated on ex-girlfriend Hilary Duff. Joel Madden is totally going to kick your ass now, son. [Starpulse]
• Will the “buzzhawk” trend ever die? Please? [EW]
• Get ready for a new season of “Real World: Denver.” It’s sure to be frightening. [Dlisted]

Written by Alyk