• If you plan on seeing Justin Timberlake on his FutureSex/LoveSounds tour, don’t expect to sample the goods. The singer’s security team has strict instructions for fans in the front row: “you can touch, but you can’t grab.” [DS]
• Britney Spears and her family are reportedly dunzo; a source claimed the former pop star cut everyone out of her life and “doesn’t want to see anyone from her past.” [CW]
• Bad news for Taryn Manning fans: after only four episodes, Fox canceled the actress’ much-hyped drama “Drive.” [Glitterati]
• Eddie Van Halen is out of rehab, and appears to have undergone a Ryan Seacrest-esque make over. [CH]
• Attention single dudes with absolutely no standards in choosing a mate: VH1 recently began casting for the second season of “I Love New York.” [SOW]
• Nicole Richie appears to be getting her sexy back; the star hosted the Armani Exchange Sunglass launch last night, and looked amazing. [DH]
• Our favorite five-head is back with a new video; check out Rhianna’s “Umbrella.” [Jellyfisher]

(Splash)