(Flynet)

• The readers of FHM magazine clearly lost their collective minds; in a reader’s poll, Kimberly Stewart was voted “World’s Most Eligible Bachelorette.” Barf. [CW]
• Non-shocker of the day: George Michaels recently admitted he’s addicted to marijuana. [Celebitchy]
• Pink’s resemblance to Matt Damon is really uncanny. [DH]
• Pamela Anderson would like you to give up your Uggs, and instead purchase Stella McCartney’s animal skin-free boots. [INO]
• Courtney Love’s new boobs appear to be trying to escape her dress. [CDL]
• James Blunt may not be off the hook for running over that dude’s foot on Friday night. According to TMZ, police classified the incident as a “hit and run.” [TMZ]