• After what seemed like an endless wait, we may finally have another celebrity sex tape. Scarlett Johansson was allegedly caught getting hot in heavy in a car with an unnamed dude. [SG]
• In an attempt to horrify people everywhere, Heather Mills‘ ex-boyfriend, “Gladiator Hunter,” revealed Paul McCartney‘s estranged wife was “experimental” in bed, and got down “like a porn star.” [SOWTF]
• Sienna Miller finally ‘fessed up to throwing a temper-tantrum in a Pittsburgh bar. She also gave a half-assed apology. [Fametastic]
• David Hasselhoff is set to star in the Las Vegas stage production of “The Producers.” Hopefully he will be able to work in a rendition of his hit song, “Jump In My Car.” [Reuters]
• Cuba Gooding Jr gets his pimp on. [Crunk & Disorderly]
• Lance Armstrong ran the NYC Marathon this weekend, but had a hard time finishing the race; he placed an unimpressive 856th out of 35,000 runners. [Celeb Warship]
• Cograts to Kellie Martin and her husband Keith Christian; the ER actress gave birth to her first child this weekend, a daughter named Margaret Heather Christian. [People]

Written by Alyk