Katherine McPhee is ready for her close up; a casting director chose the “American Idol” loser to play a”pregnant hippie” opposite Anna Faris in an upcoming comedy. [GH]

According to Jonathan Jaxson, publicist turned celeb spy, Eve might be on the down-low. The rapper reportedly picked up female prostitutes while staying at a Miami hotel. [CW]

Ivanka Trump inherited her dad’s penchant for hyperbole. She laughed off rumors surrounding a co-hosting gig on “The View,” claiming she’s too busy “working on the sexiest projects around the world.” [Celebitchy]

Matthew Perry seems to like the older women; Us Weekly reported the former “Friends” star hooked up with Meg Ryan. [Gabsmash]

OK! Magazine reportedly shelled out $400,000 for the photos and accompanying video of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo banging in a hot tub. No word yet when we’ll get a peek at the tape. [RR]

Photographers snapped a barefoot, seemingly-sober Paris Hilton exiting a cab at 5am to run into her Hollywood Hills home. I guess bible study ran a little late. [EB]