• Oh dear. Paris Hilton strolls right into Hyde, while Tara Reid has to wait outside looking dejected. [TMZ]
• Billy Bush may just be the worst celebrity interviewer of all time. While chatting on camera with “Entourage” star Jeremy Piven, Billy asked Piven the burning question on everyone’s mind: has he seen baby Shiloh yet? Piven’s response: “I don’t go hunting for celebrity babies, thank you, Billy.” [TMZ]
• Joan and Melissa Rivers aren’t exactly stacking up in the boob-area, or really any area at all. [The Superficial]
• Paris Hilton allegedly shelled out $195,000 for a ride on Richard Branson‘s still-not-built rocket. Only drawback: there are no toilets onboard the spaceship, so passengers must wear a diaper. Paris should consider investing in a travel agent. [Celebguru]
• Radio DJ Wendy Williams sports a wig from a collection by Sean “Diddy” Combs‘ mother. It looks fantastic, Wendy! No sarcasm here! [Crunk & Disorderly]
• Veteran actor Sean Connery announced he is quitting the acting business forever, due to the unkind reception he received on his last film, “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.” [SG]
• Congratulations, Milwaukee–you’re the drunkest city in America. [National Ledger]

Written by Alyk