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Forget that she was spotted shopping for wedding dresses, Renee Zellweger insists that she’s not engaged to current hunky boyfriend Bradley Cooper by avoiding physical contact with him in public at all possible cost.

However, if she was looking to settle down and start a family, I highly doubt her skeletal frame could support a baby bump. Seriously Renee, eat something!

A workout fiend, Renee stopped to talk to a mommy and toddler couple after leaving Starbucks today. Although the actress was sipping her hearty meal in the cup, if that toddler had chubby cherub cheeks, I bet she drooled hungrily because we know she has no intentions of having a baby… unless its for dinner (hmm cannibalism joke, funny?)

“The cool thing
about
being an aunt is like, I can leave. No offense to my big brother Drew,
but that is slavery. I dare you to take a shower. You can’t do anything
unless they let you. It’s a dictatorship. They’re little dictators in
their crib,” she said to the Daily Mail about being an aunt.

Little dictators? Ok, now I don’t feel bad about the cannibalism joke.