Rihanna Rides The Ride, Gets Edgy

July 23rd, 2008 // 2 Comments

Rihanna took on the Anaconda at King’s Dominion theme park with non-boyfriend Chris Brown. I’ve been on that ride, it’s hot. Take your earrings off though, or they will get shoved into the side of your head and puncture your temple due to your head getting bashed around. Blood will spill everywhere and you might have a lawsuit at your disposal.

It’s nice to see Rihanna and that guy she’s not with taking in some fun young people stuff. I hope he sings “Forever” to her all the time, because that song makes my moobs swoon. Though I can see her being like “shit, my space alien cut got tousled on that damn ride! Shit! Chris, call someone!”

Here’s the video for her single “Disturbia.” She’s getting all obtuse on us and acting like she’s Josephine Baker up in The Cell. There’s mohawk chicks in hospital restraints, escaped mental patients working cranks, and Rihanna in a blond wig with Halloween contacts in. So basically a night at Chris Brown‘s house.

Click any of the photos to view all the images of Rihanna and Chris Brown in the gallery.


Rihanna took on the Anaconda at King’s Dominion theme park with
non-boyfriend Chris Brown. I’ve been on that ride, it’s hot. Take your
earrings off though, or they will get shoved into the side of your head
and puncture your temple due to your head getting bashed around. Blood
will spill everywhere and you might have a lawsuit at your disposal.It’s
nice to see Rihanna and that guy she’s not with taking in some fun
young people stuff. I hope he sings “Forever” to her all the time,
because that song makes my moobs swoon. Though I can see her being like
“shit, my space alien cut got tousled on that damn ride! Shit! Chris,
call someone!”Here’s the video for her single “Disturbia.” She’s getting all obtuse on us and acting like she’s Josephine Baker up in The Cell.
There’s mohawk chicks in hospital restraints, escaped mental patients
working cranks, and Rihanna in a blond wig with Halloween contacts in.
So basically a night at Chris Brown‘s house.Check out all the images of Rihanna and Chris Brown in the gallery.

By J. Harvey

  1. Angie

    If that’s the same coaster I’m thinking of, it WILL bash you to hell. I’d suggest you take 2 aspirin before getting on the damn thing. But it’s still a great ride! It looks like the Anaconda from King’s Dominion in Doswell VA.

  2. Rihanna

    It’s really a nice ride. It is said Chris Brown is busy with dating beautiful models at ~~~~Richromances.com where many girls are more pretty than Rihanna

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