Robbie Williams is a Calorie-Counting, Paranoid, Sex Machine

October 16th, 2007 // 7 Comments

Suzanne Coppin, some blonde chick who’d had a fling with British pop star Robbie Williams, spilled her guts to the News of the World about her sexual encounters with Williams, saying that he confessed to her that he is obsessed with dieting, hasn’t had a decent relationship in over nine years, but makes love like a pro. She said that she met Williams with a group of friends and then she met up with Robbie at his mansion in Los Angeles, where she claims she experienced “the best sex of [her] life.” In addition, Robbie is obsessed with dieting, eating calorie-free frozen pops like they’re going out of style. Here’s my favorite quote of Suzanne’s, describing their amorous encounter in Robbie’s hot tub:

“As the water jets fired onto our bodies he kept saying, ‘You are just incredibly pretty, Suzie.’ Strangely, in between kissing we would exchange diet tips and Robbie kept asking me how I stayed so thin.”

Poor Robbie, he apparently Googles the term “Blobby Williams” and tortures himself by reading posts about his weight. That’s so unfair. Clearly, they should focus on making fun of the fact that he looks haggard and terrified most of the time. Kidding! That’s not nice either.

(Flynet)

By LT

  1. jbonz

    Gosh!
    He sure has changed since “Mork and Mindy”!

  2. Darth Paul

    SWEET! He’s a babe- let’s have some leg shots next time.

  3. West Ham Geezer

    He loves football. What more do you want?

    Forza Robbie.

  4. Tovah

    Your an idiot jbonz lol, i hope you arent serious! :) Robbie Williams not Robin Williams!
    haha!

  5. jbonz

    Dear Tovah: Duh!
    Of course I know Robbie Williams isn’t from “Mork and Mindy”.
    (I’ve always loved his rendition of “Moon River”!)

  6. gord

    “Strangely, in between kissing we would exchange diet tips and Robbie kept asking me how I stayed so thin.”

    Wow, Patrick Bateman much?

  7. I-ly

    When those pics were taken ?

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