Robbie Williams’ Single Might Need More Cowbell

March 8th, 2007 // 3 Comments

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Fresh out of rehab, British pop singer, Robbie Williams emerged to find that his single, “She’s Madonna,” is doing miserably in the U.K. His old boy-band mates in the pop group, “Take That,” are riding high on their number one single, “Shine,” while Williams’ album sales barely seem to be registering with the public. According to The Mirror:

Midweek estimates place She’s Madonna at just Number 17, having sold a paltry 2,500 copies since its release on Monday. For only the second time in his career, Rob risks missing out on a Top 20 place altogether.

And these disappointing numbers come despite elevated expectations for the song, which was a collaboration with the Pet Shop Boys and featured a pricey video in which Williams donned a dress.

Look, Rob. Don’t worry, Dr. Lisa here. Throw a Thunderpussy remix on that shit and call me in the morning.

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Comments (3)

  1. groovyem | March 8, 2007 at 9:01 am

    Well, you can always use more cowbell! Christopher Walken is just the coolest guy on the planet!

  2. becky | March 8, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    That is the best title of the week Lisa!

  3. silvarga | March 8, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Yeah, That “She’s Madonna” song is awful on so many levels… In fact it’so awful, we should force feed him some bad LSD and lock him in a small room with Noel Gallagher for 36 hours.

    Maybe he should get DFA to remix that entire album in a Goldfrapp “We are Glitter” fashion.

    DFA does cowbell like Paris Hilton does skank.

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