Robert Pattinson Did More Than Suck On Kristen Stewart’s Neck?

December 7th, 2008 // 40 Comments

Does everyone have their grain of salt ready? It’s salacious rumor time. Defamer has some Facebook screencaps and alleged commentary from a dude that sounds like jungle-haired Twilight star Robert Pattinson claiming he inserted another body part into stoner chick co-star Kristen Stewart besides his fangs. Yes, Hot Topic teens and stay at home Moms, I know he doesn’t actually bite her ass in the movie or book, I’m just being glib like Matt Lauer.

A gentleman on Facebook referring to himself as “Randle Patrick McMurphy” (get the literary reference) is supposedly Pattinson himself, and he blogs about how fame is annoying him with commentary like “everybody are such tossers. the bottle does me fine. the girls in this town are quite odd, you know…”

Someone then asks him “get Kristen yet?” to which he responds “you know I did. You’re
the one person I’ve told this to but, she wants me more than that twat
of a bf that stalks her every move around me.”

Ooookay. Look, it’s probably a hoax. 1,000s of people create Lindsay Lohan Facebook accounts everyday and there’s probably some Twilight film exec out there trying to get the film back to #1. But if it isn’t – scandal! Here’s Pattinson and Stewart at the Twilight premiere in Munich, Germany. She looks like she’s over and out about this damn movie in these pics. What do our readers think? Could these two have possibly hooked up? Vote “yay” or “nay” on the comments section.

Click on any image in the gallery for 5+ pictures of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Does everyone have their grain of salt ready? It’s salacious rumor time. Defamer has some Facebook screencaps and alleged commentary from a dude that sounds like jungle-haired Twilight star Robert Pattinson claiming he inserted another body part into stoner chick co-star Kristen Stewart besides his fangs.
Yes, Hot Topic teens and stay at home Moms, I know he doesn’t actually
bite her ass in the movie or book, I’m just being glib like Matt Lauer.A
gentleman on Facebook referring to himself as “Randle Patrick McMurphy”
(get the literary reference) is supposedly Pattinson himself, and he
blogs about how fame is annoying him with commentary like “everybody
are such tossers. the bottle does me fine. the girls in this town are
quite odd, you know…”Someone then asks him “get Kristen yet?” to which he responds “you know I did. You’re
the one person I’ve told this to but, she wants me more than that twat
of a bf that stalks her every move around me.”Ooookay. Look, it’s probably a hoax. 1,000s of people create Lindsay Lohan
Facebook accounts everyday and there’s probably some Twilight film exec
out there trying to get the film back to #1. But if it isn’t – scandal!
Here’s Pattinson and Stewart at the Twilight premiere in Munich,
Germany. She looks like she’s over and out about this damn movie in these pics. What
do our readers think? Could these two have possibly hooked up? Vote
“yay” or “nay” on the comments section.

Click on any image in the gallery for 5+ pictures of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

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Comments (40)

  1. ellee | December 7, 2008 at 10:55 am

    Heck no they didnt hook up! She is to love w/her bf! Fake Rob trying to get his 5 min of fame.

  2. Mowgli | December 7, 2008 at 11:20 am

    im going to say yay, watching them in interviews and stuff, their chemistry is undeniable… im not sayin they “hooked up” but they definitely like each other…

  3. chiquitabanana | December 7, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    YAY!!!! all the way, they so did it! you can tell a mile a way…….that’s my two-cents…..WOW!
    have no life!

  4. sheryl | December 7, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    I’m creating a “Who Cares” option, which is the one I’m going with.

    Seriously…he looks like he smells.

  5. wandeela | December 7, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    YAY…there is too much sexual tension there..Kristen should just DO him and get it over with…I mean they so obviosly share the smoke…LoL

  6. meh | December 7, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    weird…and i clicked on the defamer link and when i was reading the stuff it looks like whoever “leaked” this was logged onto the account…so it’s either a fake and they’re leaking it to get attention or someone is royally effing over that dude. people are absurd.

  7. tiff | December 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    rob is effing nikki, the chick that plays rosalie.

  8. Kittles | December 7, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    I’m gonna say Yay on this. The account was real and belonged to Rob according to numerous sources who knew him and had him as a friend before the account was deleted.

    Also, the reason the screencaps looked like someone was logged in was because someone was – his account was hacked, then leaked. That’s why it was deleted.

    But even though I think it’s him, I wouldn’t doubt that he’s lying about him and Kristen. Guys lie about that shit all the time. Besides, he’s supposed to be dating some artist from LA, as evidenced from other leaked Fbook messages. And that artist just blogged about how a “dear friend” has his personal information hacked etc etc. which either makes this true or an elaborate hoax involving Rob himself…

    Go to Gawker or Evil Beet for more details…

  9. S_M_G | December 7, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    Nay. Whoever wrote that crap was someone with a “Britishisms” dictionary in his/her lap. It SO doesn’t sound like Rob.

    On another note, I hope they don’t do it. I need the other 3 movies made, no need for drama :-)

  10. james12 | December 8, 2008 at 5:13 am

    oh c’mon he’s a gentleman i think. but not sure though.

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  11. Richard-Schlichting | December 8, 2008 at 8:33 am

    I just have to say on the RP
    MacMurphy Note and seeing as Kristen might be bit red down below:
    But Doc, she was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and, uh, she told me she was eighteen and she was, uh, very willing, you know what I mean…I practically had to take to sewin’ my pants shut. But, uh between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of ya, I don’t think it’s crazy at all now and I don’t think you do either…No man alive could resist that, and that’s why I got into jail to begin with.

  12. Kat | December 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Check the defamer site, the screenshots reveal how lame this all is. On the third screenshot it says “edit my profile,” need I say more?

  13. Jimmy Fedoosha | December 8, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    He boned her. I’m sure they smoked a bowl and then had some wild vampire sex. She’s one hot piece of ass, too.

  14. Leigh | December 8, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    that account might actually be him…he suspiciously changed it recently from randle mcmurphy to rob mcmurphy and changed the profile picture after this story was posted, probably to deter other new found “friends”

  15. Katie | December 11, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    I don’t think they did. I mean not to be rude or make anybody upset but in all those pictures up by this article it looks like she is stoned. I loved the movie but I think they could have found a better person to play Bella thats just my opinion though. So me I don’t really care if they did or not but I don’t think they did.

  16. dawn | December 14, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Obviously fake. For one thing, Rob doesn’t seem that stupid to say stuff like this on Facebook of all places. Also, in the last screen shot, he says he’s filming New Moon in Portland, which any fan, and especially someone working on the project, would know is wrong. Nice try though.

  17. dawn | December 14, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Obviously fake. For one thing, Rob doesn’t seem that stupid to say stuff like this on Facebook of all places. Also, in the last screen shot, he says he’s filming New Moon in Portland, which any fan, and especially someone working on the project, would know is wrong. Nice try though.

  18. Katie | December 14, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Actually Dawn on the audition form where it gives you the information for auditioning it says that you must live in Portland at the time of filming so I think they do film it in Portland. Not trying to be mean or anything.

  19. Ange | December 15, 2008 at 10:24 am

    I say “yay”… def…theres more than a”co-star” vibe when you see them together…esp in interviews… muchhhh more…its kinda sexy.

  20. Marisa | December 24, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    No.. They Didnt Hook Up But He Does Like Her.
    And Elee You need To Shut The hell Up!
    Hes More Famous Than You Will Ever Be!
    Thanks ;)

  21. Natasha D. | December 25, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    OKay . they really have a chemistry i have a good feeling michael n kristen wnt be here for long , because i dnt kristen wnt be won over by roberts chrm ,and it seems like robert likes her a lot its that or his just teasing , someone needs to give him the down right interie abt his feelings for her like do a lie detector test . that wud be awesome do one on kristen 2 . its either there super talented mondo actors or they do have a huge chemistry . like with michael n kristen in public it snt look like anythn special 2 me.

  22. bryna | December 29, 2008 at 9:40 am

    The info of rob effing nikki is so wrong, its a love triangle read it in life and style decembers issue it sayd that nikki like rob and rob like kristen, but I say yay and nay… Its 50,50. But rob is to good for kristen , she does weed fr pitz sake… And she doesn’t want to stop doing it…

  23. mel | January 12, 2009 at 3:33 am

    I think he hooked up with Nikki Reed (Rosalie).
    I met her in December and she said that a few people on set hooked up. She clarified that Kellan Lutz ( Emmett) and Kristen didn’t, as they were both in relationships at the time.

  24. I | January 29, 2009 at 6:15 am

    they did it.

  25. cynthia LoCastro | January 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Hey “i”. How do you know they did?

  26. Gemma | February 7, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    I don’t get this. Kristen herself has said in a direct response “No way man, I aquired a good buddy and that’s it” But people are constantly denying it. They always say “Oh yeah but they WOULD deny it wouldn’t they?” Well, why wouldn’t it NOT be true? Seems like to me that it’s just Edward & Bella fanatics wanting their STUPID fantasy realised. She has a boyfriend! All this stupid talk about how she and Rob should be together, for all we know might be really putting a strain on ALL of them, I think it’s really harsh that some fans have been saying “She should break up with Michael and be with Rob, because they’re cute together and Michael is ugly!” y’all need to grow the hell up! it’s really harsh, she probably really loves her boyfriend, and if he decided to break up with her because of the constant rumours flying around, well I hope you’d be happy that you would be responsible for breaking your idol’s heart.

  27. speciallady | February 22, 2009 at 10:17 am

    If you have read the books you can understand why the actors would become protective of each other. They have to become a couple in their minds anyway to play these characters all the way to the end of the movies. People need to separte the actors from the characters they are playing or these young actors are not going to be there for book 4. Let Kirsten figure things out for herself it is her heart.

  28. kaykay | February 22, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    i say yay cause it would be kinda hard to fake having sex and a baby

  29. Treasure_7 | March 13, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    I have to say it is their business. I just know that their chemistry is great and they work awesome together!

  30. TwilightBOOKlovernotMOVIEsux | April 10, 2009 at 1:04 am

    I think they hooked up…I mean, Kristen is a crack-head who’ll screw anything that moves (aka a whore) and Robert is just too desperate to pass a good fu*k up!

  31. Paige | April 15, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    yay cause it would be kinda hard to fake having sex and a baby if they arent 2gether

  32. Alison Strain | April 17, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Yay cause it’s hard to fake having sex and a baby it they arent 2fether. And Rob did say they where going out. So I think they but my friend sayed Rob was with Nikki Reed for 2 weeks. And he is back with Kristwn Stewart.

  33. Keke | April 22, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    “YAY” cause it’s hard to fake having sex and a baby it they arent 2fether. and al that other stuff i bet if kirstens still with her bf he’ll be jealous that some other guy is having sex with her

  34. Keke | April 22, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    “YAY” cause it’s hard to fake having sex and a baby it they arent 2fether. and al that other stuff i bet if kirstens still with her bf he’ll be jealous that some other guy is having sex with her

  35. LOLLIpop:D | April 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    i think “NAY” cuz errrr……robert is fukking NIkki! DUH! geez people. but i think he stills likes kristen orrr whateverrrr but i dont think they hooked up…

  36. Liz | June 2, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Hey “mel” how did you meet her???
    And wich cast members hooked up??

  37. Liz | June 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Hey “mel” how did you met Nikki??
    And which cast members hooked up?? ;)

  38. eileen | December 21, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    okay everybody get real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! robert is cute ands harmless im actually a news reporter from gossip. he did date roasile nikki) but he’s so over it and so is she okay got that down!!?? im sure hes in love with kristen but hes not doing any scandles okay everything else ur raeding i fake u no how people are. also ther will always be some tension on set beetwee somo ne and in this case it’s…… so u guys thats the inside story!!!!! get over it just wait ti’l the next movie and me to here news

  39. therealkristenstewart | January 2, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Jimmy Fedoosha, ur STUPID!!!!! I don’t believe this 1. I am the real kristen stewart and this is bullshit!!!!!!!!! Fuck, don’t believe tabloids…

  40. alexa | August 23, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    i think they don’t hook up in 2008 but definitely till now they hook up a couple of times.

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