Robert Pattinson Writes Pornographic Poetry

June 7th, 2010 // Leave a Comment

The official Global Superstar of MTV’s 2010 Movie Awards, Robert Pattinson can do more than brood. He can brood and write dirty at the same time.

The Remember Me DVD is on it’s way (June 22) and in the extras Rob talks about working on the film. One of the fun tidbits he shares is that, while he was required to constantly write in his journal on screen the pornography anthropologist was actually putting down some naughty thoughts.

“I remember writing all these kind of pornographic poems,” he says “whenever there was a close-up on it. Horrible, horrible things in bold capital letters.”

That journal would go for about $100 million on ebay, probably causing a teenage girl to loose her family’s home.

Another great tidbit from Rob is that he was actually “terrified” during his sex scene in the movie but was more sympathetic towards the director of photography who he said “had to look deep into my … crack for a long time.” Hmmm, sounds kind of gross, but again I wouldn’t be surprised if someone wants to be in that position. Do I hear $100?

By Madison Ventura

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