Robert Pattinson’s Powers Are Useless In NYC

March 16th, 2009 // 10 Comments

It’s hard to believe that the star of Twilight, Robert Pattinson, would ever find himself hard-pressed for female admirers. However, the New York Daily News claims the on-screen vampire was overheard lamenting at the Rosebar Saturday evening, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]”

His friend, also British, joked back, “A blind person with a British accent could get tail,” which reportedly cracked RPattz up. But before the GQ coverboy could laugh too hard, he was then approached by an attractive brunette.

At that point, the 22-year-old told his buddy, “I’ll be back,” before heading off to prove himself wrong. Oh RPattz, you’re just traumatized by recent film scenes.

Video Source: Splash News Online

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Comments (10)

  1. dollhouse | March 16, 2009 at 10:15 am

    No surprise here
    he probably get laid a few times a day by random stalkers..i mean..fans.

  2. Morgan | March 16, 2009 at 11:21 am

    I love the implication that there are skanks all over the place on the West Coast! HA!

  3. unintendedchoice | March 16, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    i’ve read like 3 versions of this story and i like them all. makes me laugh that he says he can’t get laid. he can- but it’s mostly by cougars and teens.
    i’m neither.
    and i’d lay him good
    letterstorob.com

  4. Howie | March 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Rob, get your arse back to the UK, you will get tail here!

  5. Divinesally | March 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    I’m also neither a cougar or a teen/tween and Rob has made me completely mad for him. I live in Manhattan…hmmm, wonder which hotel he’s in. He’s lucky I’m not a stalker and would never track him down. Honestly, I have better things to do.

  6. Canuck | March 16, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    Come back to Canada Rob, we’ll take care of that… :o)

  7. T-Bone | March 17, 2009 at 7:06 am

    Perhaps he should worry LESS about getting laid and think MORE about respecting women.

  8. Rachel | March 17, 2009 at 7:14 am

    ^ That’s like asking the SMeyer to write an interesting book.

  9. rudy | March 18, 2009 at 6:59 am

    Skinny, smelly, stupid skank. Double that for anyone who would lay him. It don’t get that dark; I don’t get that lonely.

  10. Ftmcfgxp | June 30, 2009 at 10:17 pm

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