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Another chica is calling foul on Ron Jeremy for grabbing her ta-ta and signing it without her permission. TMZ chatted with the woman who has most recently claimed to have been molested:

“[Jeremy] signed my friend without asking. Then before I could say ‘No, thanks,’ he pulled the front of my dress down, and signed me too!”

Not that it justifies getting groped, but seriously, if you’re close enough for Ron Jeremy, who is in the process of signing boobs, to be able to reach out and sign your partially exposed boob, then what do you expect? Also, how unfair is it that male porn stars can get away posing in crocs and women have to wear crazy-uncomfortable hooker shoes? Yes, I clearly am very selective when it comes to choosing my political battles.