Rosie O’Donnell’s Son Tells Her To Quit Drinking

February 26th, 2009 // 8 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell is running around telling people (Tyra Banks to be specific) that her son was the one who urged her to join a “Drunk Club” this past fall. Good, old Rosie. Always a well of inspirational, white trash tomes.

Supposedly, O’Donnell was lounging about (no doubt scribbling her Pulitizer Prize winning haikus) when she asked her son Parker to grab her another beer.

(Next you’re gonna tell us she barked “mama’s watching her stories” and demanded Parker find her “prying bar”)

Parker then told her No, ‘Because you know what, I think you drink too much beer … Lately I
think it’s too much.’ (Wonder what number beer this was….)

When Rosie told him she feared not being able to get off the sauce, he said: “There’s a drunk club, I forget what it’s called, but you have to like be
really drunk to get in, I don’t know if they’d let you in, but you
could ask them for tips.’ ”

That was on Nov. 29th and Rosie says she’s been sober since Dec. 1st.

On a side note, we like that “going to the drunk club and asking them for tips.” We’ll have to use that sometime.

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Comments (8)

  1. Zekers | February 26, 2009 at 11:03 am

    Wow! How time flies…how old is her son now? He looks to be a young adult. I didn’t think it had been that long since Rosie had her talk show.
    She is such a trip…and I don’t mean that in a positive way.

  2. peachpie | February 26, 2009 at 11:19 am

    omgosh she looks so cute! go rosie. glad she’s getting help if she needs it. wtg ro.

  3. Sean | February 26, 2009 at 11:40 am

    How about you “journalists” credit Howard Stern, who got that story out of her on his show this morning? Jeebus.

  4. Menocu | February 26, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    That’s right Sean.. Stern had her on this morning saying that. screw tyra.. She said that her son was 14..

  5. MikeHunt | February 27, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    I didn’t know her son was a half-breed.

  6. FRANKIE | March 12, 2009 at 9:26 am

    WHO! CARES ABOUT ROSIE THE PIG!
    THE UNAMERICAN!!SHIT HEAD!
    SHES GOT TO BE THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE PIG IN THE WORLD !
    TO SAY THE LEAST! NAMES HER SON PARK! WHAT A REAL SHIT HEAD. !HEY WHEN PARK HAS A, SON MAY BE HE CAN NAME IS SON CAR!
    AND HE WILL NEVER HAVE TO PARK THE CAR! ONLY IN AMERICA YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH BEING AN,ASS HOLE! AND MAKE ALOT OF ASHOLE MONEY!! ROSIE ASK YOUR SON TO PARK THE CAR!ASSHOLE!!!

  7. Wxkqcbvz | June 26, 2009 at 8:04 pm

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