Trying Too Hard

September 28th, 2007 // 71 Comments

Certain camera angles might help this, but otherwise….no. This is a tragic example of a girl who’s going to spend the rest of her life wondering why she couldn’t get Mom’s face passed down to her. People are tough on this chick because she’s about three continents away facially from her smoking hot Moms. What she should tell herself every night is that her Mom sold her soul and spent millions of dollars to look like that. Let’s face it, Demi Moore IS the Bionic Woman. Bionic in the face. Rumer Willis has gone blond.

“I came home and my parents were really shocked when I walked in the house,” she says. “My sisters looked at me like, ‘What? Your hair!’ But everyone, my parents, loved it.”

Her sisters also said “what’s wrong with you?” and “it’s ok, because you’re smart and creative” and “it’s not our fault Dad’s long-ass facial bone structure looks better on a man” and then “dye it back and settle down”.

(WENN)

By J. Harvey

  1. jill

    what is up with the brown boots? Mom wouldn’t let her borrow the black spiked heels?

    Note to self: definition of “jailbait”

  2. Henny Penny

    I think she looks cute, but that outfit has to go. Her mom is almost %100 plastic now, so who knows if she got mom’s face or not; IMO she does look very similar to young Demi.

  3. Persistent Cat

    Ew, that outfit is channeling Olivia Newton-John’s at the end of Grease. Nothing should ever do that.

    It’s always weird when two ugly people produce an attractive person but it’s really weird when two really attractive people create an ugly person.

  4. lil mo

    I’ve been trying to figure out why her face is so weird looking and I think it’s because her features are too small for her face.

  5. Persistent Cat

    It’s the opposite. Her face is too big for her features. She looks like Quagmire.

  6. krystyn

    ok, I just pissed myself at Persistent Cat’s comment….Quagmire. Mah Gah!

    LMAO!

  7. I said it in other places, I dont think she looks that bad.

  8. Vera

    I think she might grow up to suit her face, eventually. She’s still very young and not everybody is graceful at that age.

  9. Christine

    How can you not think that young woman’s face is absolutely beautiful?

  10. Christine

    How can you not think that young woman’s face is absolutely beautiful?

  11. ickivicki

    I agree w/ Vera; hopefully she’ll lose some (ok, a lot) of that baby fat on her face and she’ll look better. And if she loses that fake-looking platnium hair. And thoes damn hidious boots!

  12. green cardigan

    There is room for unconventional looks in Hollywood. Sarah Jessica Parker and Maggie Gyllenhaal to name two. I think Rumer Willis will grow into her looks. She certainly doesn’t look like she lacks confidence.

    The Billy Idol look does nothing for her though. Jaysus, she even has the sneer. Lose it !

  13. nolamama

    You know within 5 years she will have had a plastic surgeon completely deform her face so she’ll practically be unrecognizable. Then we’ll all be saying, “why did she have all that work done? She was so much cuter before.”

  14. Chaz

    Would there really be something wrong with somebody like Rumer Willis just going to school and becoming a geneticist or an investment banker or something worthwhile like that? Has it always been like this, where the children of stars have no ambition except to act themselves–or, as seems to be Rumer’s fate given that she looks like the love child Jay Leno and Celine Dion never had, destined to be Hollywood hangers-on?

    I don’t mean to be nasty, given that I have no place to comment on anyone’s looks. But I’m not holding myself out as a celebrity in my own right. It’s just so apparent to me that given her physical drawbacks, this girl is not someone who is going to have a serious acting career. She may have had potential to do something interesting with her life, and instead she’s been steered into becoming a professional red carpet walker and clubhopper.

  15. debkakes

    I think she’s very interesting looking, which in my book is better than beautiful. And amen to Chaz — since when does beauty=success? I hope she doesn’t fook up and think she has to belong in the Young Hollywood mold.

  16. Persistent Cat

    No, she’s never going to do anything but bad movies (she can’t do Carmen Electra bad, she’ll have to do terrible indie movie bad, which is worse? I don’t know) and club. She’s not pretty enough to have a big career and it’s true. Although Maggie Gylennhal or Meryl Streep are conventionally beautiful, there’s nothing disturbing about their face. And I don’t think she’s going to grow into that face, it’s too big. It won’t stop being too big.

  17. Jbo

    I’m glad she’s dyed her hair to match her But-her face. This chick is SO FUGLY in the face!!! She’s got sloth face…

  18. stolidog

    man, Quagmire…F*ing HI-Larious.

  19. Nan

    there’s something just “not right” about that shade of blond. I don’t think it looks good with her skin tone. Not to mention the fact that it looks fried. The girl has a huge jaw line. I think that’s what makes her head look so big. She shouldn’t wear short hair. It only brings out the Jay Leno jaw more.

  20. stolidog

    she has a huge face and a nose like Voldermort.

  21. Debbie

    If you cover up her chin and jaw in the pic with your fingers, she’s actually quite stunning.

    I’m a bitch.

  22. stolidog

    i think you need a catcher’s mitt to cover that up, not just your fingers.

  23. va jay jay

    She is a pretty girl. It’s too bad she’s getting into hollywood. Shame on her mother for encouraging her. Demi is such a fake. No doubt her young husband will be looking for some young ass in a few years

  24. Loob

    At least her skin is a nice normal colour, not that frightening, electric orange fake tan that so many others hose themselves down with, these days.

  25. Rockmelon

    Poor child. The hair is wrong. Too brassy & too short. She must have done it herself because I can’t believe that anyone would charge for that.

    And yes. I thought too that she has a tremendous amount of self confidence. She must know what people are saying about her and yet she still walks red carpets as if she were the most gorgeous non-star in Hollywood. More power to her! If it were me, I would be suicidal and probably would never leave the house.

  26. ZeldaF

    I really do not understand why everyone thinks she’s so homely. Look at those eyes and brows, she’s gorgeous. So she has a strong jaw line, big deal. IMO, she’s a beautiful, young girl. Quit picking on the poor girl.

  27. Craptastic

    Bruce Willis + Demi Moore= ROTFL WTF?!

    lol@the family guy reference

  28. ginger

    She is gorgeous, there is nothing wrong with her face! Plus she has a smokin body.

    I’m glad she doesn’t look like the rest of the young Hollywood pop-tarts. Rumer is unique and it works for her.

    Beautiful!

  29. Ugh

    No, I can’t lie that badly, she’s very unattractive. She’s the face of that Dita Vonwhatever were from the eyes down she’s huge and round. Not a good look even for a boy.

  30. KAT

    THAT POOR SOUL ACTUALLY BELIEVES SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND GLAMOROUS!! LITTLE GIRL, YOU ARE UGLY BEYOND WORDS AND NO AMOUNT OF BLEACH WILL EVER ALTER THAT FACT!!!

  31. birdy324

    I was actually thinking the other day that you could see both Bruce AND Demi in her face…not in a bad way, either. I think she is really, really beautiful, even if the blonde is an interesting choice. I honestly don’t even think it looks THAT bad. And I was with most of you a couple years ago; I thought she was kinda weird looking. But she’s definitely grown into her looks.

  32. doesn't bug me

    She looks like she’s going to an 80s party dressed as Madonna from the “Papa Don’t Preach” video, which is kind of cute.

    I don’t mind if she dyes her that shade of blond and takes fashion risks (and maybe fails), she’s young and having fun with style. At least she’s taking risks. So many starlets go for the same boring “cute cocktail dress” BS.

  33. olive

    I think she’s kinda cute, and she has a nice body…
    I hope she’ll do something with her life besides live off of her parents’ fame!

  34. FreakyZ

    She looks like the Elephant Man.

  35. ker

    oh god. it’s fat KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

    http://socialitelife.com/images/2007/09/rumer_willis_092807_04.php

    KSUBI!?! no way the label make jeans in her size. i guess anything can happen.

  36. eevakas

    they have chosen the worst picture of this young girl to the front page. very cruel:(
    look other photos – she is cute! ;)

  37. althena

    she does look like quagmire thats so funny i was crakin up she will have her chin shaved or what ever that is and then look like her mom but then again if she shaves her head she might look more like her father.

  38. Chris

    The “sexy” look doesn’t work at all on her. She looks like Jay Leno in a dress, with Madonna’s “Truth or Dare” hair. Eeew.

  39. Me

    if she’d stop slouching, she MIGHT could possibly make it to butter face status

  40. BB

    icarumba! Worst mashing output of celebrity genes since Liza Manelli. :o

  41. Robba

    Poor Rumor – She is just not Cute.

  42. cuthean

    bruce willis is a jew……his spawn looks appropriately inbred and learning disabled.

  43. Bunny

    The only woman who could sucessfully pull off this look was Edie Sedgwick. I agree with Chaz’s post, she should do something other than what she’s doing here.

  44. Quagmire

    Giggity, giggity, giggity!

  45. Thrud

    I don’t see why only bland ‘pretty’ people should be actors. Some of you have said she can’t go into acting because of her looks. Is nobody else sick of this homogenized Hollywood beauty? What happened to acting being the representation of normal human beings? Hollywood would have us believe that characters (female that is) from all walks of life, rarely make it past 30 and all have pneumatic bodies and perfect teeth. Quite frankly I’m sick of perma tanned plastic bodies, I want to see women represented as human beings with character and life and soul, not some fucking Barbie doll idiot.

  46. Jeff the impaler

    Poor thing, it just goes to show you two pretty people don’t alway make pretty kids. She’s got her dad’s big bone structure and mom’s features if she looked exactly like one or the other she’d be cute. I think her little sister, the one that looks like Bruce will be very cute one day.

  47. t

    she should just disappear for a few years, get some plastic surgery, come back and pretend this was just a growing phase

  48. Penny

    OMG!! At first I thought it was a real ugly tranny, ’till I realized that was Rumer. I sure hope she’s either smart or nice, because shes the ugliest, offensive looking young female in recorded history!! No halfway decent paparazzo should ever aim his camera at that beast!
    Demi needs to RUSH that girl to a facial plastic surgeon NOW who will be able to at least carve out a reasonable sized mouth on her.

  49. Louisa

    How can you not think that young woman’s face is absolutely beautiful?—————-

    seriously, would you like me to make you a LONG list.
    First and foremost demi—ehhhmm, “Christine”–darling, you need glasss.
    Now why do i have a sudden urge for a baked potato?

  50. Louisa

    P.S.
    “LONG list”—I swear no pun intended, although one would work. The girl is heinous, and her face is too long and huge, like a HUGE horse face.

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