Rumer Willis Is Miss Golden Globe

November 15th, 2007 // 22 Comments


The Golden Globes
employs the daughter of a celebrity each year to work it as Miss Golden Globes. That came out wrong. Anyway, this year’s lucky girl is Rumer Willis. Hopefully she won’t wear whatever that outfit is. Spielberg will receive the Cecil B. DeMille award because he’s nifty. The Globe nominations will be announced on Dec. 13 and air Jan. 13 on NBC. Seriously, the yarn beret is just accentuating something that doesn’t need to be accentuated. Take it from a fellow huge melon sufferer, Rumer. There’s a reason I can’t wear most hats.

Photos: Getty Images

More photos of Miss Golden Globe, Rumer Willis, after the jump.

Photos: Getty Images

By J. Harvey

  1. 2 Old 4 This

    This poor unfortunate girl.

    She looks like Kevin Youkilis with boobs.

  2. J

    This just proves nepotism. Aren’t these presenters usually beautiful women. Awful to say but this girl is very unfortunate in the looks the department.

  3. Stewie

    Eww. Just plain eww.
    Having rich and/or famous parents should give you the ability to assault the general public w/ your appearance.

  4. She has what my mother would call “a strong face”.

  5. DoodleBug

    …”STRONG LIKE BULL!”

  6. Bird

    I like that outfit, including the hat, and think she’s beautiful…not in a classic way, of course, but she’s definitely beautiful in my opinion.

    Then again, I kinda look like Big Bird mixed with Danny Devito, so maybe don’t listen to me.

  7. dad

    Behold! The power of Bruce Willis’ penis! It creates women in the image of his superior genetics.

    They should just remake Die Hard 1 scene for scene with Rumor.

  8. stolidog

    giggedy giggedy.
    where’s her uncle quagmire?

  9. Persistent Cat

    Yes J, it is nepotism. As the article wrote, they hire a daughter of a celebrity to be Miss Golden Globes. Seriously, I’d punch someone if they said that to me.

    But please, can you not warn us before posting a picture like that first one. I thought she was going to jump out and attack me.

  10. leilah

    Why isn’t this a “Fashion Disaster” discussion?

  11. T-Bone

    Ok, I don’t think she’s ugly, per se, as much as just unique looking. The problem is that her hair is all wrong and her dress style for her body type is all wrong too. She needs a full time stylist.

  12. blady02

    Why in our face she is a nobody with famous parents, sorry this one is destined for drugs and flopland!

  13. Jeanie

    Yeah, there is just something wrong about her face. I think it’s her chin – it is over-sized. It’s like she has this big head and tiny eyes, nose and mouth in the middle. Her short hair is making matters much worse. She seems to have a decent figure, so if she would just wear figure flattering outfits, she might be able to pass as “not bad” instead of ugly. Ouch.

  14. k

    nepotism. Imagine…this is what her mother would really look like without all her plastic help.

  15. rdiggity

    she looks like an inbred crack baby

  16. Munk

    im usually not a supporter of plastic surgery, but i know im gonna have to look at this face at least a couple of times in the future on these gossip sites. she either needs to do as Jeanie (#13) said and wear clothes to accent her body, or have a full facial overhaul. now im not saying that shes ugly, i just cant look at her face without thinking of Rocky Dennis.

  17. brooke

    i hate this girl.
    she’s sooooooo ugly, and yet she walks around thinking she’s hot shit just because she has famous parents.

  18. kat

    she definitely needs a new (longer) hairstyle, one that has bangs and frames her face (hides alot of it), as her face/head is just too big for her features…. some extra hair is really all she needs

  19. eseu

    I believe negative comments like those above can really kill the spirit of a yound girl like Rumer. Please be constructive in your criticism. For instance someone suggested that she needs a full time stylist who would help her dress in a way that would bring out her “attractiveness”. That is what I call constructive criticism. Not saying that she is outright UGLY.

    Those of you who are critising, go home and take a good look at yourself in the mirror and tell me what you see. STUPID.

  20. paul

    is there such a thing as a head transplant…cause that is the only thing that will help her.

  21. RumersElephantFace

    Shutup eseu…. that is what these forums are for. For constructive criticism, please visit http://www.rumerisnotuglysheisjustunique.com

  22. PaperBag4RumersHead

    I hope Rumer never breeds. I think her rich parents would have to pay someone to sex that fugly thing.

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