Run Like Hell, Naomi’s Gonna Be Wielding A Broom

March 6th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Remember when Naomi beaned her former maid with her cell? Well, she’s been sentenced to sweep buildings as community service . Does Dolce & Gabana make community service outfits? Is it safe to give Naomi a long stick that she can reach farther with to beat people? She better sweep up her crazy.

Naomi Campbell will be made to work as a cleaner as punishment for attacking her maid, according to US reports. The supermodel is set to be told to mop floors and sweep corridors at a New York city public building in the coming months, according to the New York Daily News.

The Daily News reported: “The supermodel will have to push a broom inside a city facility for five day as punishment.”

Campbell apologised last month for attacking maid Ana Scolavino last year – and revealed she is undergoing therapy for her violent temper.

So you’re sitting on a bench alongside your wife because you got arrested in a drunken brawl with her on Saturday night and you’re being arraigned and Naomi rolls up with a broom and starts smacking your feet out of the way. “MOVE, YA BLOODY WANKER! I GOT TA SWEEP THIS BLEEDIN’ FLOOR! I’LL CLUB THE RIGHT PISS OUT OF YOU, I WILL!” Terrifying.

By J. Harvey

  1. s

    Hilarious impression. I can totally picture it.

  2. pilsbury

    OI YOU, SCRUBBER!!

  3. margaretta

    And the witch can use the broom as transport to and fro

  4. Loob

    She should be her former maid’s butler, like on Seinfeld.

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