Run Like Hell, Naomi’s Gonna Be Wielding A Broom

March 6th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Remember when Naomi beaned her former maid with her cell? Well, she’s been sentenced to sweep buildings as community service . Does Dolce & Gabana make community service outfits? Is it safe to give Naomi a long stick that she can reach farther with to beat people? She better sweep up her crazy.

Naomi Campbell will be made to work as a cleaner as punishment for attacking her maid, according to US reports. The supermodel is set to be told to mop floors and sweep corridors at a New York city public building in the coming months, according to the New York Daily News.

The Daily News reported: “The supermodel will have to push a broom inside a city facility for five day as punishment.”

Campbell apologised last month for attacking maid Ana Scolavino last year – and revealed she is undergoing therapy for her violent temper.

So you’re sitting on a bench alongside your wife because you got arrested in a drunken brawl with her on Saturday night and you’re being arraigned and Naomi rolls up with a broom and starts smacking your feet out of the way. “MOVE, YA BLOODY WANKER! I GOT TA SWEEP THIS BLEEDIN’ FLOOR! I’LL CLUB THE RIGHT PISS OUT OF YOU, I WILL!” Terrifying.

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Comments (4)

  1. s | March 6, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Hilarious impression. I can totally picture it.

  2. pilsbury | March 6, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    OI YOU, SCRUBBER!!

  3. margaretta | March 6, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    And the witch can use the broom as transport to and fro

  4. Loob | March 7, 2007 at 8:26 am

    She should be her former maid’s butler, like on Seinfeld.

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