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Russell Brand thinks pop music would be a lot better if cute kids like Justin Bieber started hitting the needle!
“The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers
were exposed to heroin,” said Mr. Katy Perry. It would weed a lot of them out. I don’t think Justin Bieber
could handle [Pink Floyd member and heavy user] Syd Barrett’s habit . .
. A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then,
perhaps, we would be spared their awful music. It’s Darwinian. It’s the
law of natural selection.”
Ouch. Basically, in case you didn’t get that Justin, the off-color comedian (pictured leaving an L.A. yoga class April 6) would like you to OD to spare the world from your annoying smooth jams. Not exactly a great theory. One person who proves it though? Lindsay Lohan. It’s hard to write whiny songs about how daddy didn’t love you enough so you have to hit the dance floor when your head is in a toilet.
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