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Get it, gramps! Here’s Russell Simmons, yoga champ and survivor of Kimora Lee, handing out free breast cancer exams in the waters of Miami Beach on Saturday . Ladies, if you’re concerned about the status of your chesticles, please feel free to travel ond own to Miami Beach and to ask Russell for a Def Jam Breast Exam (TM).

After the jump, you can see the full-size nipple pic in all its glory. NSFW.

Ok, in reality this is an old famous rich guy/skank sitch, but we’re trying to make Russell look good.

Click any image for more pictures of Russell Simmons trying to score on Miami Beach.

Get it, gramps! Here’s Russell Simmons, yoga champ and survivor of Kimora Lee,
handing out free breast cancer exams in the waters of Miami Beach on
Saturday . Ladies, if you’re concerned about the status of your
chesticles, please feel free to travel ond own to Miami Beach and to
ask Russell for a Def Jam Breast Exam (TM).Ok, in reality this is an old famous rich guy/skank sitch, but we’re trying to make Russell look good. Click any image for more pictures of Russell Simmons trying to score on Miami Beach.