It quickly becomes apparent how, um, dimwitted Ryan Lochte really is.
I was compelled to hate watch Ryan Lochte’s new reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? and I’m here to report back that, JEAH, he is just as purely, ridiculously idiotic as you imagined. I’ve narrowed the episode down to my favorite scene for the sake of brevity. But you should know, there were so many unbelievable moments. Like when the producer asked him if he was a player and Ryan responded, “Describe player.”
But far and away, the most entertaining tidbit is when Ryan is having a movie night with his sisters and reveals that his favorite flick is What Women Want. But he calls it What Woman Wants.