People reports that Ryan Seacrest is worried about Nicole Richie. Not to bite the hand that feeds us, but People actually had four paragraphs on this. Four.

Ryan Seacrest, who has gotten to know Nicole Richie well through his KISS-FM radio show and E! News interviews over the past year

She has no idea who the hell he is.

tells PEOPLE that her DUI incident on Dec. 11 worries him.

“I think that anytime you’re in a situation like that and it’s dangerous, you’re worried for the person in that situation and you’re also worried for the people around that person,” says Seacrest. “The most frightening thing about it is that she was in great danger as well as people on the freeway that night and anytime you see something like that that could result in a massive catastrophe, you worry for anybody that’s involved.”

More snark after the jump.

How diplomatic. People were more worried when you were using Teri Hatcher as a beard. I think leading on an aging, unstable Botox addict is way more dangerous than driving the wrong way on the freeway while high on goofballs and devil weed.

But the radio/TV personality is hopeful that Richie will get through her difficult time. “I also know Nicole to be a very sweet, peaceful, charismatic and charming young girl that loves her dog. When she comes in (for an interview with me on KIIS-FM), she’s a great mom to her dogs and hopefully she’s close to getting to that place again.”

Did he just basically say that because she’s nice to her dogs, she’s a great person? Yeah, Hitler had a dog.

And by “getting to that place again”, does he mean back with her dogs or back on his show? What is this silly queen talking about? Who asked him, anyway? Jesus.