Ryan Seacrest Is Crazy Dumb

January 14th, 2009 // 10 Comments

Did anyone watch American Idol‘s premiere last night? Besides the weirdness of a seemingly sober Paula Abdul, the high point was that dumb bitch Ryan Seacrest holding his hand up for an “up high” FROM A BLIND MAN! Bimbo! This is why Angelina won’t speak to you.

Contestant Scott MacIntyre (remember that name, he’ll probably win) is a blind guy who got the OK to move along to Hollywood. When he left the audition room to be congratulated by his ecstatic family, Seacrest expected a high five. Dude, you’ve got to say it. That white cane? It means he’s visually impaired. We know only you exist in the world, and everyone else is but glitter surrounding your greatness – but please.


Either he’s seriously stupid, or Seacrest was so freaked out by a disabled person that he choked and acted the fool. Sort of like whe Bikini Girl kissed him. He froze like Jack Nicholson in The Shining because bitch is gay. It’s kind of like when that college rugby team was freaked out by my beauty and choked and pummeled me instead of responding to my sensual advances.

P.S. Bikini Girl is magic.


Did anyone watch American Idol‘s premiere last night? Besides the weirdness of a seemingly sober Paula Abdul, the high point was that dumb bitch Ryan Seacrest holding his hand up for an “up high” FROM A BLIND MAN! Bimbo! This is why Angelina won’t speak to you.

Contestant Scott MacIntyre (remember that name, he’ll probably
win) is a blind guy who got the OK to move along to Hollywood. When he
left the audition room to be congratulated by his ecstatic family,
Seacrest expected a high five. Dude, you’ve got to say it. That white
cane? It means he’s visually impaired. We know only you exist in the
world, and everyone else is but glitter surrounding your greatness – but please.

Either he’s seriously stupid, or Seacrest was so freaked out by a
disabled person that he choked and acted the fool. Sort of like whe
Bikini Girl kissed him. He froze like Jack Nicholson in The Shining
because bitch is gay. It’s kind of like when that college rugby team
was freaked out by my beauty and choked and pummeled me instead of
responding to my sensual advances.

P.S. Bikini Girl is magic.

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Comments (10)

  1. Kristine | January 14, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Oh my god, I totally noticed that, too. I can’t believe they didn’t edit that out! What a mothergrabbing tool.

  2. ogolliedollie | January 14, 2009 at 11:47 am

    That was a “very special” tinfoil hat moment!

  3. Hanna | January 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    hey i think they all were alsome way to go keep going guys ands girls !!!!!!

  4. Craig | January 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    I’ve always thought this prat was a full-on idiot. This just goes to prove it! what a knob! I love when he tries to trade insults with Simon Cowell. what a joke. He always comes out looking like a real tool dressed in a good suit. What an arrogant, self-important nobody. Get rid of him!

  5. Emma | January 14, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Awww! I felt so bad for the blind guy, he has confidence…I’ll tell ya that. I’d probably do the same thing Seacrest did.

  6. Babu | January 15, 2009 at 2:13 am

    The blind guy is faking it. Look how he starts to raise his hand to give Seacresta high five, but realizes he’s not supposed to see shit and pulls his hand back down.

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