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Salma Hayek isn’t engaged to the French billionaire anymore. But she’s got the next best thing – a child by him – Valentina Paloma. Slick bitch! That way you don’t even have to live with the douche, but you still get a nice fat check every month. Salma ain’t foolin’.
Here she is spending Francois Henri-Pinault‘s money. Every purchase I made, I’d be like:
“Just send the bill to Francois Henri-Pinault. It’s for the baby.”
“But ma’am, you bought lingerie and a jeweled martini glass..”
“How dare you judge my parenting!”
Check out all the photos of Salma Hayek and Valentina Paloma and in the gallery.
Salma Hayek isn’t engaged to the French billionaire anymore. But she’s got the next best thing – a child by him – Valentina Paloma.
Slick bitch! That way you don’t even have to live with the douche, but
you still get a nice fat check every month. Salma ain’t foolin’.Here she is spending Francois Henri-Pinault‘s money. Every purchase I made, I’d be like:”Just send the bill to Francois Henri-Pinault. It’s for the baby.” “But ma’am, you bought lingerie and a jeweled martini glass..” “How dare you judge my parenting!”Check out all the photos of Salma Hayek and Valentina Paloma in the gallery.
Anne Arkham | August 1, 2008 at 4:16 pm
That baby is so big, it ought to be out looking for a job.
debkakes | August 1, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I’m sorry, man, that’s just insulting! She’s a professional actress and producer for years, and is more than capable of buying her own shit. Watch the assumption, ass!
Frida | August 2, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Surely Salma has tons of her own money, I doubt that she needs to live off of him.