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A couple hours after her Valentine’s Day elopment in Paris, Salma Hayek was on a plane back to LA, where she spent her honeymoon filming on the set of 30 Rock.

“She flew right from her wedding to come shoot with us again,” Alec
Baldwin told Us Weekly, doing his darndest to be supportive of husband Henri Francois-Pinault, rather than just totally jealous and baffled that his charms didn’t work on the well-endowed actress.  And it’s hard to believe isn’t it?  I mean, who wouldn’t want Alec parenting their kid? 
So what if they’ll need therapy and a hearing aid for the rest of their
lives, at least they were taught some good old-fashioned discipline!

Tina Fey,
free of conflicts of interest, did seem genuinely happy for Salma,
saying she might even put aside her no-party rule to honor Salma’s
wishes that she throw down for a little elopement celebration.  Um,
isn’t it supposed to be a two-person kind of party?? Anyway, if Salma is
as diligent about drinking as she is about breastfeeding, wedding, and working, it must be a sight to behold. 

Gallery Info: Salma Hayek dines at Beso restaurant