Salma Hayek’s Dog Saves Her From Gas

January 18th, 2007 // 2 Comments

Star reports that Salma Hayek’s dog saved her and her delicious boobies from certain death.

Salma Hayek doesn’t need a man to save her life, she has her dog, Diva, to be her ultimate hero. On the day of the Golden Globe Awards, the actress told The Insider’s Pat O’Brien that she “had a headache and went to lie down.” While deep in her catnap, Hayek’s pooch raised her heroic paw and grabbed at the stunner’s sleeve to try to pull her out of the house.

Once awake, Hayek realized the gas was on in her house! Thanks to Super Diva, the foxy A-lister was able to celebrate the two triumphant wins by the Ugly Betty cast later that night! Go Diva!

How many of you want to bet that Pat O’Brien ignored every word Salma said and merely nodded as if he was listening but was instead imagining how many lines he could blow off Salma’s naked bosoms and how “f*cking crazy” they could get?

(WENN)

By J. Harvey

  1. You know I almost took in that story until you concluded it with your take on the interview.

    Gosh.

  2. mmm..that’s pretty funny cuz’i once had a dog that was the CAUSE of some deadly gas..

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