Nevermind this show possibly being fake, Sanjaya’s gonna be up in there ? I really thought he was gay. New York’s probably pumped – Sanjaya’s Mom grows that hydroponic shit! You know New York and her fake mother Sister Patterson spark up and get mellow like sophisticated ladies.

TMZ has learned that “Flava of Love” diva New York has attracted a wild-haired suitor for the new season of VH1′s “I Love New York” … and it appears to be exiled “Idol” Sanjaya Malakar! *roaring crowd noise*

Contestants who want to be on the new season are asked to set up a profile and send in a video explaining why they are the man for the job. While we’re unable to confirm if the real Sanjaya sent in the video, someone posted a very odd video message on VH1′s website … involving sour candy? Check out the video!

New York’s gonna have Sanjaya in her vajaya. This is way better than Mr. Boston the nosepicker. Representing my area with his digit firmly ensconced in his beak. Tool.