Sarah Larson Walks Off Rejection

June 12th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Sarah Larson is trying to make that moment in the sun last. Here she is working the Ivy on Robertson Blvd., which is the place to be seen if you’re a Z-lister frantically trying to stay in the public eye. Larson is the cocktail waitress who recently got dumped by George Clooney. But she’s now the Little Dumped Girl That Could.

“She knows she can’t go back to a so-called normal life right now. So she wants to take this situation and turn it into something meaningful and helpful,” a source (was it Sarah?) said.

Larson reportedly wants to create her own line of lingerie and work with HIV-related charities. Is she going to be afford that with the tips she makes?

Larson also reportedly had a boob job, which might have led to their split. No one knows if this is the truth, because neither she nor Clooney are commenting on their split. Clooney’s probably like “Who? Oh yeah, uh, Susan. No? Sally? Sheena. Wait, let me look on the Internet…:


Sarah Larson is trying to make that moment in the sun last. Here she is working the Ivy
on Robertson Blvd., which is the place to be seen if you’re a Z-lister
frantically trying to stay in the public eye. Larson is the cocktail
waitress who recently got dumped by George Clooney. But she’s now the
Little Dumped Girl That Could.”She knows she can’t go back to a
so-called normal life right now. So she wants to take this situation
and turn it into something meaningful and helpful,” a source (was it
Sarah?) said.Larson reportedly wants to create her own line of
lingerie and work with HIV-related charities. Is she going to be afford
that with the tips she makes?Larson also reportedly had a boob job,
which might have led to their split. No one knows if this is the truth,
because neither she nor Clooney are commenting on their split.
Clooney’s probably like “Who? Oh yeah, uh, Susan. No? Sally? Sheena.
Wait, let me look on the Internet…:

By J. Harvey

  1. lat

    I saw the video – so pathetic, she’s dying for attention. She’s got a future in porn.

  2. KateKC

    are you kidding me??? she’s signing autographs??? absolutley ridiculous!

  3. Wrenso

    that’s a very demeaning tactic to remain in the limelight isn’t it bevesarha? perhaps a miloburger would help – go ‘head – strap on a pickle while you’re at it. lol.

    when you give autographs – make sure you write the correct name – your slip ups are on file. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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